Category Archives: Humor
Gov. Jerry Brown?
In the News…
Arizona strikes back: State investigates feds over gun-running They absolutely should! As should Texas and Mexico. The Fast and Furious case added fuel to a fire that has resulted in thousands of deaths and subverted the security of the border and a neighboring nation.
And in related news, one Mexican state bordering the US was deadlier than all of Afghanistan last year. It doesn’t take much to see that this is not good for the United States or Mexico.
Speaking of Fast and Furious, Uncle Ted Nugent had a thing or two to say about the subject.
It is already spreading here. 1.4 million gang members and more pour into the United States. That is roughly the size of our joint active duty military, that is before Obama’s military cuts reduce that number by one third.
It is argued that Gay Marriage would not interfere with our First Amendment rights. Guess again! It will be really interesting to see where all of this leads.
I blogged about this, but it bears repeating. As we are in dire need of jobs and oil, our politicians deny us both. Obama’s Keystone Denial Prompts Canada to Look to China Sales. We also dropped the ball on Brazil, as China gets jump on U.S. for Brazil’s oil. It really makes me wonder what they are thinking. The economy, our need for oil, and the instability in the Gulf all make Keystone the right thing for us to do. If the Strait of Hormuz is closed down how high will fuel prices go? Remember, it isn’t just fueling up that Prius, it is every item in your mall and local 7-11 that will cost far more.
They now know who all those body parts at the Hollywood sign belong to. Just another day in paradise!
The battle over our freedoms continues, specifically with regard to the internet. as SOPA and PIPA votes are to be delayed. I hope it isn’t like Obama signing the NDAA. Wait until everyone is hung over and busy with football to sneak the bill into law. After all, no one is looking.
Well, that’s not exactly true, we are looking!
On a lighter note…
Be Careful What You Wish For
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. “Hold on there, partner,” said the snake, “don’t shoot – I’m an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don’t shoot me, I’ll give you any three wishes you want.”
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the snake’s striking range. He said, “Okay, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I’d like sexual equipment like this here horse I’m riding.”
The rattlesnake said, “All right, when you get back to the bunk house you’ll have all three wishes.” The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, “Oh my God, I was riding the mare!”